You got a puppy. Now what?
The first 90 days can feel like chaos wearing fur. One minute they’re sleeping peacefully in your lap. The next they’re sprinting through the house with a sock they definitely should not have.
The biting. The accidents. The 2am wake-ups. The moments when you wonder if everyone else’s puppy came with instructions and yours did not.
That is normal. That is puppyhood.
The Tiny Tyrant Survival Kit™ is your plan for the first 90 days with a puppy who is cute, feral, and completely unqualified to live in your house.
Inside, you’ll learn:
The Chaos Formula™ — what’s actually driving the chaos.
The Green, Yellow, Red™ System — recognize what’s happening before things fall apart.
The Daily Rhythm — sleep, structure, freedom, and when to pull things back.
Real-life puppy behavior — what to do about biting, jumping, settling, and everyday puppy chaos, including what to do when everything falls apart at 11pm on a Tuesday.
No perfection required. No complicated training theory. No expectation that you become a professional dog trainer.
Just a simple, repeatable system for getting through the chaos and building the foundation for the dog you actually wanted when you said yes.
Less chaos. More confidence. One day at a time.
The Survival Kit starts here.
You got a puppy. Now what?
The first 90 days can feel like chaos wearing fur. One minute they’re sleeping peacefully in your lap. The next they’re sprinting through the house with a sock they definitely should not have.
The biting. The accidents. The 2am wake-ups. The moments when you wonder if everyone else’s puppy came with instructions and yours did not.
That is normal. That is puppyhood.
The Tiny Tyrant Survival Kit™ is your plan for the first 90 days with a puppy who is cute, feral, and completely unqualified to live in your house.
Inside, you’ll learn:
The Chaos Formula™ — what’s actually driving the chaos.
The Green, Yellow, Red™ System — recognize what’s happening before things fall apart.
The Daily Rhythm — sleep, structure, freedom, and when to pull things back.
Real-life puppy behavior — what to do about biting, jumping, settling, and everyday puppy chaos, including what to do when everything falls apart at 11pm on a Tuesday.
No perfection required. No complicated training theory. No expectation that you become a professional dog trainer.
Just a simple, repeatable system for getting through the chaos and building the foundation for the dog you actually wanted when you said yes.
Less chaos. More confidence. One day at a time.
The Survival Kit starts here.