The Tiny Tyrant Survival Kit™

$37.00

Tiny teeth. Big opinions. No experience.

The first 90 days

You got a puppy. Now what?

The first 90 days can feel like chaos wearing fur. One minute they’re sleeping peacefully in your lap. The next they’re sprinting through the house with a sock they definitely should not have.

The biting. The accidents. The 2am wake-ups. The moments when you wonder if everyone else’s puppy came with instructions and yours did not.

That is normal. That is puppyhood.

The Tiny Tyrant Survival Kit™ is your plan for the first 90 days with a puppy who is cute, feral, and completely unqualified to live in your house.

Inside, you’ll learn:

The Chaos Formula™ — what’s actually driving the chaos.

The Green, Yellow, Red™ System — recognize what’s happening before things fall apart.

The Daily Rhythm — sleep, structure, freedom, and when to pull things back.

Real-life puppy behavior — what to do about biting, jumping, settling, and everyday puppy chaos, including what to do when everything falls apart at 11pm on a Tuesday.

No perfection required. No complicated training theory. No expectation that you become a professional dog trainer.

Just a simple, repeatable system for getting through the chaos and building the foundation for the dog you actually wanted when you said yes.

Less chaos. More confidence. One day at a time.

The Survival Kit starts here.

Tiny teeth. Big opinions. No experience.

The first 90 days

You got a puppy. Now what?

The first 90 days can feel like chaos wearing fur. One minute they’re sleeping peacefully in your lap. The next they’re sprinting through the house with a sock they definitely should not have.

The biting. The accidents. The 2am wake-ups. The moments when you wonder if everyone else’s puppy came with instructions and yours did not.

That is normal. That is puppyhood.

The Tiny Tyrant Survival Kit™ is your plan for the first 90 days with a puppy who is cute, feral, and completely unqualified to live in your house.

Inside, you’ll learn:

The Chaos Formula™ — what’s actually driving the chaos.

The Green, Yellow, Red™ System — recognize what’s happening before things fall apart.

The Daily Rhythm — sleep, structure, freedom, and when to pull things back.

Real-life puppy behavior — what to do about biting, jumping, settling, and everyday puppy chaos, including what to do when everything falls apart at 11pm on a Tuesday.

No perfection required. No complicated training theory. No expectation that you become a professional dog trainer.

Just a simple, repeatable system for getting through the chaos and building the foundation for the dog you actually wanted when you said yes.

Less chaos. More confidence. One day at a time.

The Survival Kit starts here.